I was told to blog this by @brightheaded. You are welcome.

Men are like Mac OSX: simple to use and understand (for the most part) to the novice and expert alike. If you invest more and more time, you can get into some very complex and wonderful things, but you can also just skim the surface and still make movies and websites. At times there may be some confusion, but for the most part it’s all about big buttons and simple text.

Women are like Windows: you would think that it would be simple to use because, after all, you’ve been using it since you were a kid and your parents bought their first computer. But no. Nothing is simple, there is always some critical piece of software missing and it constantly tells you that you’re an idiot because you don’t know how to properly work it.

But are women really like Windows? Or more like Linux?

Yeah, women are like Linux: only a handful of people really understand how to use it and the rest of us pretend we do so that we can look cool.

So there you have it. Male and Female: We’re like computers.